relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

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iloveouterspace2k14:

*holding a handkerchief on a stick with only stuffed animals inside* bye mom im going to california

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